cupcakeblake:

“you were my new dream” was the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard in my entire life disney fucked me good for the real shit

canmom:

softtrade:

Cis women: we can’t allow for trans women to change what it means to be women in this world.

Trans men: actually, can you change all of your schools, language in activism, and social spaces to no longer be about women?

Cis women: oh, yes sir! Is this good enough feminism for you, sir?

like a major part of the ideology of why trans women must be attacked by twerfs is that we are supposedly men forcing our way into womens’ spaces

yet trans men are literally men doing that, and they are welcomed with open arms

of course trans women have been pointing that out for years so uh i guess this time nothing’s going to change either lol

zysheep:

h3al:

melaninhoe:

Dont stay in a toxic relationship just because you dont want to be lonely.

or toxic friendships

The only thing toxic that you should still be in contact with is that song Britney Spears made, because that song is lit.

celticpyro:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

the-at-symbol:

whostolemymonkey:

brosefvondudehomie:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Troy E. Nehls (281-341-4704, @SheriffTNehls) is the sheriff in Fort Bend County, Texas. Troy here thinks that it’s illegal to have a “Fuck Trump” sticker on your truck, and called on the public to track down the owner so they could be threatened with a disorderly conduct charge.

“I have received numerous calls regarding the offensive display on this truck as it is often seen along FM 359,” he wrote on Facebook. “If you know who owns this truck or it is yours, I would like to discuss it with you. Our Prosecutor has informed us she would accept Disorderly Conduct charges regarding it, but I feel we could come to an agreement regarding a modification to it.”

The easily-offended Nehls, himself reportedly considering a run for political office, has a problem: the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, which guarantees the right to upset the delicate feelings of public officials like him and president Trump — even if the words are naughty.

Moroever, the truck belongs to a former employee, whose wife Karen has more words for her sweet summer sheriff, and for a cop who pulled the vehicle over in hopes of finding something to charge them with.

“It’s just our freedom of speech and we’re exercising it,” she told the Houston Chronicle.

Worse for Nehls, the local district attorney, John Healey, publicly rejected his assertion a prosecution was on the cards.

https://boingboing.net/2017/11/16/meet-the-sheriff-who-threatene.html

Disgusting.

Ya. Might want to include the whole story.

Freedom of speech>your feelings

I don’t agree with the truck owner’s sticker at all, and frankly think that it’s tacky. However, it’s HIS right to display the sticker on HIS truck

Yeah no, the cop was wrong.

re-jet-irony:

rensbogusadventure:

govthookercoulson:

“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”

Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.

“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”

Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.

No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.

A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.

Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.

Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.

How about a

tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?

OM NOM NOM NOM.

“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.

“But that’s not good enough!”

NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.

Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.

Country folk can survive

Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.

cardozzza:

Broccoli is good you cowards