when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree
when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree
when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree
cats reblog if u agree
Author: maxhatter
Magnus: *Gesturing to all of empty cups* This is my family.
Magnus: I found it, all on my own.
Magnus: It’s little and broken, but still good.
Magnus: *Smiles* Yeah, still good.
INFJ Problem #9
“Are you sure you’re introverted? You seem pretty social to me.” Cue internal groaning, because thAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS.
INFJs make no sense
We love being alone – we thrive on it, but we carry a special kind of loneliness with us we can’t seem to satisfy.
We crave intimacy, but are 100% likely to shut down/run for the hills if someone actually makes a move. KING of the SWERVE.
Humanity disgusts us, and we can’t STAND most people, but we make friends easily and care deeply about our loved ones. Honestly, we still care about people we despise. Don’t ask. Idk.
We wan’t to be superheroes but fear conflict. And the spotlight. (We’re more of the “guy in the chair.” Or the villain. Depends.)
We value originality. We love being unique and absolutely hate fads. But we secretly wish to be like the in-crowd. Like anyone but ourselves, because we have no idea who we are.
We are people-pleasers. And we hate it.
We are the counsel of our friends, parents, and coworkers. But we never take our own advice.
We are feelers, and we’re definitely empathetic, but we can access the thinking function just as easily. We constantly switch from looking at things logically to subjectively and emotionally and are therefore, entirely dysfunctional and indecisve about our own life choices.
We are horribly perfectionistic. AND idealistic. No bueno.
Did you really just assume????
That I’m an emotionally stable human?
introvert: *reads*
society: you must be lonely. go outside and socialize!
introvert: *draws*
society: what are you doing inside on such a nice day?
introvert: *creates*
society: why are you wasting your time with your pointless delusions?
the struggles of an introvert in an extroverted society
I crave touch so much, yet I flinch everytime someone gets close to me
there are a lot of things in this world that are cursed but the fact that the tvtropes page for tsundere quotes an ancient latin poem by catullus may be one of the most cursed things i’ve seen
Will younger generations think the Amazon River is named after the company?
I don’t know if we’re alone in the universe but I’ve met plenty of people who are alone inside themselves.
(via books-n-quotes)