nerdgul:

sparkafterdark:

witchchad:

totallyfubar:

sparkafterdark:

momunofu:

dadurl:

momunofu:

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

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 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

pig-demon:

samjohnssonvt:

blackness-by-your-side:

Something I wish more people would understand…

What’s her name?

Her name is Jane Elliott. She was a former schoolteacher, now she’s anti-racism activist, feminist and LGBT activist. She’s tiny, mean, and boss as fuck.

She’s known for her “blue eyes-brown eyes experiment” where she divides a group of volunteers from the blues and the browns. The minute the people walk in, the blue-eyes know they’re not welcomed. She makes them wait in a separate room, gives them shitty chairs, bad food, and shows them less respect. And (obviously) it causes all sorts of discomfort and rage, but that’s precisely her point. It doesn’t help that most blue-eyed volunteers happen to be white as well. Sometimes they get the message, sometimes they don’t and leave, sometimes crying or screaming. And Jane Elliott says that’s exactly what minorities want to do everyday of their lives, but they simply cannot do.

Did I mention she’s boss as fuck?

poor herondales

amberblackthorn:

Will: *peering down from heaven* I wonder how my descendants are doing!

Will: *sees stephen herondale join the circle, then slaughtered in a vampire raid*

Will: oh no

Will: *sees marcus herondale die from shock from his son’s death*

Will: oh no!

Will: *sees imogen herondale die saving jace*

Will: oH nO

Will: she better not be the last of my bloodline…OH WAIT THAT JACE GUY IS ALSO A HERONDALE!! WE HAVE HOPE!!

Will: *witnesses jace die from the mortal sword, be brought to life, possessed by lilith, bound to sebastian, cured/cursed with heavenly fire, travel to the demon realm and back*

Will: WHY ARE HERONDALES ALWAYS SUFFERING?? hold on a minute, there’s another one?

Will: *sees kit lovingly stroking ducks* 

Will: the heavens once again have ridiculed me for my intense though fully rational feelings towards these monsters we call ducks

Will: stop