Author: maxhatter

thismachineplaysme:

showerthoughtsofficial:

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

just-shower-thoughts:

The same Ocean that constantly put Moana and her chicken back on the boat is the same Ocean that let her father’s best friend drown when they were kids.

aceofspades-lena:

jakebusey:

when someone goes through ur blog archive and likes 1000 things at once

So true

yourownpetard:

weeb-potato:

yourownpetard:

weeb-potato:

My psych teacher has a poster in her classroom that says “Everytime you call your boyfriend ‘Daddy,’ Sigmund Freud’s ghost grows a little bit stronger,” and if that isn’t​ threatening, then I don’t know what is.

What if you call Freud Daddy?

Because he was Daddy AF…

every day someone adds something to this post that makes me regret the creation of mankind and I gotta say, this one has to be in the top five

you hear that lads? I made it into the top five.

last-url-on-earth:

i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.

funkymbtifiction:

Which one of these types is theoretically better at recognizing fake people? INTJ, INFJ or INFP?

INFJs are often good at recognizing emotionally manipulative people.

– ENFP Mod