The Gospel Truth.
Author: maxhatter
Rick Riordan: I’m going to write a new book!
Percy Jackson: I’m ereasing myself from the narrative.
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.
Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it
HALSAKAJKAKSK
Reblogging purely for that last one.
the holy trinity
i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about
what another person did to you wasn’t your fault
The Thing About Abuse
The thing about abuse that people who haven’t been abused don’t tend to understand is that everything and anything can turn into your fault when you’re the target of abuse.
That’s why we flinch when someone spills something. Or someone burns their food on the stove.
That’s why we go to hide quietly in another room when someone trips or stubs their toe.
That’s why we automatically back away and put eight feet of distance between us and another person when they realize something went wrong or they get bad news.
That’s why we get anxiety attacks when someone can’t find an item they’re looking for and they begin to get frustrated.
That’s why our heart skips a beat when anyone raises their voice, even if they’re cheering for a sports team on TV.
That’s why we’re so geared to apologize for things that have nothing to do with us.
When you’ve been abused you are accustomed to being blamed for things that aren’t your fault.
“Trauma survivors have symptoms instead of memories”
Me: *does something wrong in front of someone I’m with*
Me: omg they hate me I’m the worst they’re gonna leave
me: i’m a private, secretive, mysterious person
me: tells everyone about my childhood trauma after 5 minutes
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