Author: maxhatter
Reblog if you’re a petticoated swashbuckler and would stab a man with a hairpin
honestly I love history that reminds us that the assholes of today are exactly like the assholes of yesteryear
Me: Hey I lost 2017 could I make an announcement?
2018: Sure
Me, leaning into the microphone: Goodbye you fucking piece of shit
Me
things you should do in 2018
- love yourself
- forgive people
- forgive yourself
- care less
- enjoy every moment
- indulge in healthy relationships
- indulge in healthy habits
- learn from every mistake
- do more of the things you like
- read more
2018 is the year we revive cereal guy
I don’t get why people hate immigrants so much… Like they’re literally just… People… From another location….
My partner is an immigrant from the UK and still holds his citizenship. At a recent event, an acquaintance talked about how many “immigrants” get jobs over “Canadians” and they shouldn’t allowed to be management (which my partner is). My partner reaches across the table and goes “Hi, immigrant here!” and she goes “Oh I didn’t mean immigrants like you…” And you can so tell they just mean “brown people” or “Asian people” but they pretend it’s about jobs and shit.
That’s the same with my family. We were war immigrants from the soviet union and now live in Germany. Now the syrians are here because they also have war, and people keep asking me why I’m defending them so mercilessly. And when I tell them that my family (that is still alive) has gone through the same bullshit. But they insist that both scenarios are completely different. They’re not different, you’re just racist.
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
Sext based adventures.
I’d be into it.
dungeons and dildos
hmmm
good fucking content
Nico: I’m gay.
Will: I know.
Nico: And so are you.
Will: Are you asking me out on a date?

