The FBI guy assisted to me looking at the third sandwich im going to eat after i ate an entire chocolate box: oh my fucking god
Author: maxhatter
Valentines Day
Who needs a date when you already have a long-term life consuming relationship with your eating disorder
Friend : *eats pizza*
Me *in my head* : I wish I could eat pizza too
Friend : you want some?
Me : naaaah that’s alright

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN DO THIS!
IF YOU SCROLL YOU ARE HEARTLESS!
I usually have a black enough heart to scroll past these but FUCK
Keeping it going! He deserves a freaking Valentine damn it! 💝💟💘
Me: I will go to Hell because of this…
*gates of Hell open up*
Me: Move it, coming through!
People empty me. I have to get away to refill.
(via introvertunites)
Do you know what feels good?
Being skinny, feeling POUNDS lighter. Skipping meals and slimming down.
Keep going.
coran coran the pringles man
setup and
punchlineThe artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
INTJ vs INFJ
INTJ: My mind is a myriad of symbols and meanings, seemingly unconnected to each other and meaningless. However, I identify with these pictures in my mind and they identify with me, they wrap around together and form a vision undescribable to the world. There is meaning in these symbols and there is a burning passion within me to have them released. I work to find the people, places, and ideas needed to execute my vision, I find that everything I need to know lies outside of myself. I feel a thin veil between me and the raw reality, but I wish to engage it and someday I will.
INFJ: My mind is a myriad of symbols and meanings, seemingly unconnected to each other and meaningless. I analyze these meanings impartially and find logic within. Everything is interconnected and a vision forms that connects my environment together together in a single, logical vision. In order for my vision to best understood I read into the emotions of my environment and find the best way for my vision to be conveyed. I find that everything I need to know lies outside myself. I feel a thin veil between me and the raw reality, but I wish to engage it and someday I will.











