all-american-trashcan:

adventuresofasnakeandbadger:

Houses As Reactions to Tumblr’s Dumbass Titty Ban

Gryffindor: I’m going to color my “female presenting nipples” blue so the bot can’t pick them up and post a shit ton of pics.

Hufflepuff: I mean I’m glad they’re making a safer environment but also why are they doing this and not getting rid of the neonazis and pedophiles?????

Ravenclaw: There is literally no scenario in which this goes smoothly, they clearly don’t understand how to make bots that actually are accurate.

Slytherin: That was probably the shittiest attempt to disguise their obvious move to get Tumblr back on the App Store as some sort of ethical move.

@cadet-for-your-spacerescue

I am literally all of these reactions…I dont belong in just one house…you know this @all-american-trashcan