incorrectpercyquotes:

[At the end of House of Hades]

Nico: So, what’s the plan?

Leo: We go in there and just pow, pow, pow! And save the world

Nico: What was that noise?

Leo: Laser guns.

Percy: No, Leo, I think you mean [imitates lasers firing] Pow!

Leo: That sounds like fireworks.

Frank: They’re more like ba-choo, ba-choo, ba-choo!

Jason: Okay, enough with the bad sound effects. Besides, it’s more like blam, blam, blam!

Nico: What?

Leo: You’re crazy.

Percy: No way.

Frank: Wrong.