fairylandsvillageidiott:

Things the N-types have said to me IRL

ENTP

“You need to think faster”

“But you can’t be sure tho”

“Let me just explain how fucking ridiculous you are”

“Stop whining I can’t hear you talk”

“Yes I definitely think that I’m an emphatetic person I just don’t like people being such donkeys all the time”

“Well yes maybe you could call me an asshole”

ENTJ

“You can’t say that.”

“Stop fucking complaining or this will never get ready”

“Do I really need to do everything alone?”

“Then I’ll just hold two birthday parties for me”

“I will take care of it!”

“I just can’t help my greatness.”

INTJ

“Look at my notes? Aren’t they perfect?”

“Haha people are just so dumb!”

“When I’m a psychiatrist and live alone in my own castle…”

“That’s just so wrong. I can’t even explain how wrong it is.”

INTP

“I just hope that that person gets hit by a bus. And gets quadriplegia.”

“Even the thought of some superious being watching us all the time is so idiotic”

“I hate you all.”

“We should conquer this whole country. I know excatly how.”

INFP

“Nobody understands me”

“Why doensn’t anyone else like this *special snowflake thing* I adore?”

“It’s not important…”

“HECKLE YEAH”

“They’re just adorable!!”

ENFP

“Oh gosh why do I know that person? And that person? Why do I know everyone?”

“I don’t really like that person? You ask why? “They’re just… how do I say this politely? Bastard.”

“Oh why haven’t I ate in three days? I just forgor I guess”

“Why on earth am I so depressed?”

ENFJ

“Now everybody will do excatly what I tell them to!!”

“Yes I have a lot of friends”

“No ofcourse I’m not bossy. Everyone should just do excatly what I tell them to do and what I planned but in their own way”

“Well it might not go one to one with science but I feel like it still is true”

INFJ

“Yes I am an introvert. I just happen to be loud sometimes”

“I know the feeling” and they really do

“Well, actually….”

“Ugh people are just morons. I hate people! Or no I don’t… atleast fully… I guess…”

“I’m sorry for saying that”

“No I’m not a perfectionist I just want to be the very best atleast in this one thing”

“Yeah I’m not going to tell you about that.” *tells about it*

Ok so this are actual things these types have said to me or around me. I know that some people may not relate to this but I still did this so hope you like it!