HIRO, STOP RAISING FUCKING FLAGS
Dear god. Also, fun times with them thinking they can just replace Nana
I’m still holding out hope on you Hachi mah boi
Oh boy, more proper nouns to keep track of
One thing I AM keeping track of is the people like tootsie pop centers in Klaxxsaur cores and what they might wind up being
Wait a spear MADE of Klaxxsaur cores?!
What kind of production methods would you need to get them in a position to be useful material? Or is it a case of, they collected the doobly bits after the Franxx bit through the shell to the tootsie roll centre?
I’ll quanitfy what I was saying earlier with the tidbit that I was thinking about how the Klaxxsaurs can wolverine around their cores. And neglected to recall that they left crystalised shell on the floor after they were successfully tootsie popped
Dr Franxx showing more humanity as a grouchy old man bot than when he was in position to get his mack on
Goro don’t bully Futoshi about this. HE WORKED HARD TO GUN THROUGH HIS CRUSH TO GIVE KOKORO THE WEDDING SHE WANTED AND DESERVED!
You are forgiven Goro
I GET FEELINGS OF POTENTIAL VINDICATION
HE ERASED YOUR MEMORIES BUT NOT THAT BABY GROWIN IN YER GUT
YES MIKU. cries manly tears
Ohp. The APEs are trying to tell us how they’re cool dudes who just want humanity to live in peace. Even though that peace is bought at the price of countless thinking people who just happen to probably be clones
They’re trying to offer a rallying speech to essentially the mentally handicapped, and everyone who isn’t a member of squad 13
Burns aside. This entire farce CAN’T just be for the good of Squad 13, the other squads have to have some level of emotions to appeal to. Which if I recall correctly is part of how the Franxx work
Oh look! It’s the cunt squadron! Along with their 3 or so background parasites because they didn’t have enough time to design a full compliment of dickheads for these insufferable bastards
SAY THE MONGS WHO SAT ON A FUCKING STAGE LOOKING LIKE POMPOUS DICKS! At least our suits are the standardised white! Your suits look like they were sewn from all the bloody tampons your parents wish they’d had instead of you!
Ohp, Zero Two coming out of nowhere to slam on some jams
BLONDIE ACTUALLY FROWNED INSTEAD OF BEING A SMUG GUNT WAFFLE! GO FORTH ZERO TWO
WAH WAH WAH. KEEP CRYING YOU GIANT BLONDE BITCH!
Ichigo is shorter than Zero Two by a greater margin than I’d thought
chuckling followed by alarms INDEPENDANT THOUGHT DETECTED. HAPPINESS ACHIEVED BY MEANS OTHER THAN POKING SERATONIN SECTION OF BRAIN. GET THE FUN POLICE
Oh. It’s just Klaxxsaurs. Back to business lads and ladettes
For some reason, I think they want to take their big pimp slap death machine back from the people who would pimp slap them off the map with their own weapon
“We should be able to connect.” is that optimism? Or just “These twats keep insisting we were a team, and we DO know our memories got deleted. So lets humour them.”
If it is the latter, YOU SHOULD NOT BE HUMOURING US IN A LIFE OR DEATH BATTLE MITSURU!
OH BOY. You’d almost think I called this. Well me and EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING PLANET
“What do you want to do when this is done?” Hiro, I’m done. I’m going to leave you to raise all the flags you want, because at this point you’re just doing this on purpose. Hoping that if you raise enough flags you’ll impale your murderer whilst they kill you
D’aw, thats sweet Zero Two
Understatement of your 20 episode run so far Hiro
is being surrounded by a flag forest That you have Hiro
flag forrest gets ever denser THAT’S THE SPIRIT ZERO TWO, TEACH FATE ITS PLACE ON THE TOTEM POLE
“Unidentified entity” that wouldn’t happen to be a fuck mothering dragon, would it?
Whatever it is, it a bouncy boi
IT’S A FUCK MOTHERING DRAGON
COME AT ME YOU GLORIFIED FUCKING DINOSAUR
* @fictionerd sneezes*
THE PROFESSORS LOLICON PROTOCOL HAS ACTIVATED
I SUSPECT SUDDEN DEATH OF PROF TO BE IMMINENT
Hmmm… I suppose the “Yellow blood cell count” that makes for more able Franxx pilots probably emanates from a specific pseudo science genetic quirk of the Klaxxsaur princess…
AIGHT. Can we step back a bit and go into more detail about Star Entity and WHAT IN THE BLUE MONKEY FUCK HE’S PRATLING ON ABOUT WITH “Klax-sapiens”
She didn’t kill him before going into her “Why you suck” speech. Well played
Given how they talk about Star Entity, it’s likely that it’s similar to a Franxx
And you see children, this is why you bop in coming dragons on the nose.Otherwise you wind up pinned against something by its swole ass jaw muscles
SOMEONE TALKS AWFUL HIGH AND MIGHTY. THE LOLICON MIGHT HAVE GIVEN YOU A LOFTY TITLE LIKE PRINCESS, BUT YOU’RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL WITH PREHENSILE ASS TENTACLES…That sounded way worse than I thought it would
She seems interested by our flag hedgehog Hiro
Granted those blue horns, whilst a cute contrast to Zero Two’s red ones, do seem more in line with loli doc oc
AIGHT WE GOT SOME MAJOR SHIT GOING ON HERE
WILL SOMEBODY PUMP THE SODDING BRAKES AND EXPLAIN WHAT’S HAPPENING?
Devour again? Star Entity? The fuck ass spear made of Klaxxsaur cores?THIS IS A LITTLE LATE IN THE GAME TO BE ADDING THIS MANY NEW PROPER NOUNS
Oh boy, Doc Oc’s REALLY little sister is now going to mind rape them
This only ends well
Aight, explains why the Klaxxsaurs want the Magma so bad. Their people became Magma Energy, and then Klaxxsaur cores one presumes. Which became Klaxxsaurs in response to their brethren being taken and used
Close but no cigar for me it seems. Which is good since I don’t smoke. But still, they ate the energy, evolved into sodding Kaiju and succeded the need for higher intellect. Bar Loli Oc here
OH BOY. FRANXX PARALLELS
YOU WERE OVERSEEN BY A MOTHERFUCKA CALLING HIMSELF PAPA WHO DEMANDED YOUR UTTER LOYALTY AND POTENTIAL DEATH IN GIANT MECH SUITS WITH NO CLEAR END GOAL EXPLAINED
AND YET YOU ACT SURPRISED LIKE YOU WERE KEPT IN THE DARK
… YOUR BIG NEXT STEP WAS TO GO TO FUCKING SPACE?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
COULD YOU NOT HAVE JUST GONE TO SODDING SPACE WITHOUT THE BIGGEST SHINIEST WEAPON OF A RACE YOU WERE MURDERING WITH THEIR OWN SPECIES WHILST ALSO USING THEIR BRETHREN AS A POWER SOURCE?!
YOU’RE CHILDREN!
THOSE ARE SOME FUCK ASS GUN EMPLACEMENTS
… wait… APE have only really been talking behind masks after showing up one day. They always talk with tinny ass voices whilst wearing bulky ass cloaks whilst having no idea how humanity works. Are they aliens?
WHAT THE PISS TAKING FUCK
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
IT’S A FUCKING LAND TO SPACE BATTLE. THERE ARE NO SIDES NOW. NO HUMANITY, NO KLAXXSAURS. JUST YOU AND THE MOST SOLID COVER YOU CAN FIND
Invaders… lovely. Good plot twist, but WILL it save the boat?
OKAY. ONE A Y’ALL REALLY NEED TO START SAYING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
We went from Kokoro’s baby sickness to INVADERS FROM OUTER SPACE
AIGHT. APE ARE FUCKING INVADERS
WHAT’S THE ACRONYM
THIS IS SOME GRADE A BULLSHIT
STILL
WE HAVE A GOAL OF SORTS FOR THE CUNTS NOW
Aight. I’m Twenty episodes deep and REALLY curious where THIS little bit is going to take shit
Also, just generally interested in Zero Two not being dead and coming for Hiro.
Darling in the Franxx Episode Twenty
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