ebroxas72:

heiroflight413:

aegisaglow:

fjord-thinker:

gnollgirl:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

soft-arthropod:

yet-another-mistake:

dateanenbysuggest:

“were you born a boy or a girl”

bold of you to assume I was born at all

I personally was created in a lab

Just straight up spawned

the notes….the notes…..majestic abomination…you people, your merry destructive mayhem…this unholy mattress fire…….for fucks sake read the notes

I was retconned into existence to fix a plot hole four years ago.

Phased in through a weak spot in the barrier between this plane of existence and my own.

I’ve died more times than I was born, so it canceled out.

I just crawled out of a hole! Just now 🙂

They put me together out of scrap parts.

I’m a alien from another planet in another dimension where we are genetically engineered to be absolutely perfect and tend to pop in and out of your plane of existence to grant you with our amazing presence and then when we leave you wonder if you will ever find anybody else like us again..