Person B hears their kid use a swear word

cat-prompter:

Son: OW, FUCK!

Person B: *gasp* What did you just say?!

Son: I said, ow, fuck.

Person B: I am so disappointed in you, wait till A hears about this.

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Person A: I’m home!

Person B: *walking out of the kitchen* Guess what your child said when he got home from school.

Person A: Hello honey, how’s your day going? Are you tired from working all day?

Person B: *goes to kiss Person A* Baby, you know I appreciate you. I’m Sorry.

Person A: Aw, it’s okay. Now, what did he say?

Person B: He said fuck, you know how bad it would’ve been if her sister was there too?

Person A: *sigh* Don’t worry, I’ll talk to him.

Person B: Thank you, baby.

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Person A: *walking into their son’s room* What the fuck dude?

Son: What?

Person B: *right behind Person A* Are you serious right now?!