Dazai: *holding a kitten* I found it.

Kunikida: People find money. Or pens. Or four leaf clovers.

Dazai: And kittens. You’re just jealous ‘cause you didnt find one too.

Kunikida: What if I get the president to implement a no-pets policy in the agency?

Dazai: Well, hell, man, you can’t just throw Atsushi out like that.