Piper: the sky looks beautiful tonight
Jason: you know who else looks beautiful?
Piper: *blushing* who?
Jason: Solangelo.Because fucking niCO AND WILL ARE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER GODDAMNIT PIPER diD YOU SEE THEM HOLDING HANDS TODAY
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Piper: I’m breaking up with your ass