Signs as pickup lines part 2

Aries: You owe me a drink, (omfg why?) ‘Cause when I looked at you I dropped mine

Taurus: Are you from France baby? ‘Cause Norte DAMN!!!

Gemini: Hey baby are you an orphanage? ‘Cause I wanna put my babies in you!!

Cancer: You’ll be wetter than my wash cloth when am finished with you

Leo: You’re the only girl I love now…. But in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you mummy.

Virgo: ‘Am not staring at your boobs, Am’ looking into your heart

Libra: On a scale one to America how free are you tonight?

Scorpio: I just made my bed ‘wanna help me mess it up again?

Sagittarius: You remind me of a piece of fine art (Oml Wut? Why?) ’cause I wanna hammer you on the wall

Capricorn: Wanna buy me dinner?

Aquarius: Spell me (idk M-E?) you forgot the D (wtf there’s no D in me) Not yet baby

Pisces: I’d Like to do you like my homework, slam you on the desk and do you all night!