What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes
Dissociating
Melting
Crying
Having conversations with people I’ve never made eye contact with
Planning a murder
Calculating how likely it is that I’ll win the lottery (very unlikely)
Masturbating
Acting out every scene of The Fellowship of the Ring
Knitting a blanket for my pet fish
Remembering my fish just died and knitting a burial shawl instead
Goodbye, Steve
singing to every anime opening ever
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