Will: *tells his siblings about his crush on Nico*
Apollo cabin: Gay or European? So many shades of gray, but if he turns out straight, I’m free at eight on Saturday!
Lou: Wait a minute! Give me a chance to crack this guy. I have an idea I’d like to try
Lou: So, di angelo, what’s your favorite book?
Nico: the Harry Potter series
Lou: And your first name is?
Nico: Nico
Lou: and your crush’s name?
Nico: Will
Everyone: !!