Aries: you are dumb and I’m not impressed.
Taurus: that’s too much Netflix honey
Gemini: I’m sick of you and you don’t matter.
Cancer: everyone hates you.
Leo: no, it’s a secret.
Virgo: I never cared.
Libra: you are a liar.
Scorpio: you’re a waste of energy.
Sagittarius: that’s not funny. You’re not funny
Capricorn: calm down.
Aquarius: you don’t understand. You wouldn’t understand.
Pisces: you dream too big, that’ll never happen.