how many fucks does your sign give?

aries: sometimes 0, sometimes 100
taurus: 1
gemini: a resounding infinity times zero of the fucks
cancer: 9372826271
leo: 2000 but lowkey
virgo: an infinite amount
libra: 50
scorpio: 10,000,000 but only for certain people
sagittarius: absolutely none. not at all
capricorn: you’re drowning in the amount of fucks you give but you don’t want anyone to know
aquarius: -2
pisces: either too many or none at all, there is no in between