Me going anywhere

Me: I need a book
Me: Maybe two books to be safe.
Me: One of those books is less than 300 pages. I’ll get one more to be safe. Don’t want to not have anything to read.
Me: okay 3 books seems good. I don’t need anymore. Right?
Me:…
Me: …
Me: …
Me: BUT YOU NEVER KNOW. *throws whole bookshelf in bag*